Born into this world with a profound sense of disappointment already fully developed.

Discovered that the sun will eventually explode, leading to the first of many breakdowns.

Attempted to start a religious movement among elementary school classmates.

Developed an elaborate alternate identity as a supernatural crime solver.

Published first collection of poetry titled 'Void Thoughts from the Playground'.

Discovered internet forums and began life as 'XxDarkVoidLordxX'.

Rapid-fire experimentation with various subcultures and aesthetics.

Developed advanced ironic detachment as a survival mechanism for high school.

Entered higher education with the goal of finding meaning, found memes instead.

Developed the signature 'Berlin club kid meets suburban disappointment' look.

Achieved perfect balance between irony and sincerity in online presence.

Currently existing in the liminal space between adulthood and extended adolescence.