Born at an early age, Kousini entered this world with a profound sense of disappointment that has only deepened with time. From the beginning, it was clear this was not your average human - the nurses reported the first words weren't cries but rather a deep sigh of existential dread.

Raised in the suburban wasteland, young Kousini quickly developed an immunity to normalcy and an allergy to conventional happiness. School was merely a laboratory for social experiments and the development of a personality that could best be described as "chaotic neutral with a side of ironic detachment."

The teenage years brought the inevitable identity crisis, but unlike most who eventually find themselves, Kousini found multiple selves and decided to keep them all - leading to what psychologists would later term "advanced personality fragmentation with a side of meme addiction."

College was a blur of existential philosophy, questionable fashion choices, and the cultivation of an aesthetic that can only be described as "Berlin club kid meets suburban disappointment." It was during this time that the infamous Instagram persona was born, a digital alter ego that exists in the liminal space between irony and cry for help.

Currently residing in the void between adulthood and extended adolescence, Kousini spends most days contemplating the absurdity of existence while simultaneously scrolling through TikTok. Hobbies include overthinking, underdoing, and maintaining a carefully curated image of controlled chaos.

Career aspirations remain fluid, ranging from "professional disappointment" to "chaos merchant" to "that guy everyone remembers from that one thing that time." Success is measured not in conventional achievements but in the number of people confused by one's presence.

Romantic history is best described as "a series of unfortunate events that somehow made good stories." Relationship status perpetually set to "it's complicated" - even when single.

Future plans include continuing to exist out of spite, perfecting the art of the sardonic caption, and eventually becoming the physical embodiment of a shitpost.