what if anxiety is just your soul trying to escape your body but getting stuck in your chest like a really inefficient prison break

everyone's out here living their best life and i'm just trying to figure out if this is even my life or if i accidentally picked up someone else's at the cosmic lost and found

why do we say 'after dark' like darkness is an event you can be late to. sorry guys, missed the darkness, guess i'll catch the next one

consciousness is just the universe's way of experiencing itself but like, why did it choose to experience student debt and social anxiety

dating apps are just human pokemon cards but everyone's stats are lies and nobody knows what type they actually are

if parallel universes exist, there's definitely one where i have my life together and that version of me is probably really disappointed in this one

we're all just walking around pretending we know what we're doing but really we're all just improvising and hoping nobody notices we don't have a script

small talk is just two people agreeing to waste each other's time in a socially acceptable way

what if déjà vu is just your brain's way of saying 'hey remember when we thought about this exact scenario while overthinking in the shower'

the void stares back but like, in a chill way. we're both just vibing in the cosmic emptiness together

everyone's posting their highlight reel while i'm over here living in the deleted scenes and outtakes

why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways but more importantly why am i thinking about this at 3am instead of sleeping