MOE.BAQER
⚠️ WARNING: The following content contains excessive amounts of disdain, existential frustration, and unfiltered opinions about one individual's impact on the fabric of reality itself.
A comprehensive analysis of why Moe Baqer represents everything wrong with human consciousness and social interaction. Proceed with caution - this level of concentrated disappointment may cause existential damage.
QUICK.STATS
Probability of meaningful conversation: 0.003%
Average time before regret sets in: 47 seconds
Recommended interaction distance: Different continent
Threat level to sanity: MAXIMUM
Likelihood of personal growth: Negative infinity
Overall rating: ★☆☆☆☆ (1/5 stars, and that's being generous)
DETAILED.ANALYSIS
THE FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEM
[+]CHARACTER ANALYSIS
[+]SOCIAL DYNAMICS
[+]EXISTENTIAL DAMAGE
[+]DEEPER IMPLICATIONS
[+]"In a world full of Moe Baqers, be literally anyone else."